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Possible causes:

  • Baptist explanation: There must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it fine.
     
  • Presbyterian explanation: It's not God's will for you to open this page.
     
  • Word of Faith explanation: You lack the faith to open this  page. Your negative words have prevented you from realizing this page's fulfillment.
     
  • Charismatic explanation: Thou art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
     
  • Unitarian explanation: All pages are equal, so if this  page doesn't work for you, feel free to experiment with other  pages that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
     
  • Buddhist explanation: .........................
     
  • Episcopalian explanation: Are you saying you have something against homosexuals?
     
  • Christian Science explanation: There really is no page.
     
  • Atheist explanation: The only reason you think this page exists is because you needed to invent it.
     
  • Church counselor's explanation: And what did you feel when the page would not open?

 

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