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Baptist explanation:
There must be sin in your life. Everyone else
opened it fine.
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Presbyterian explanation:
It's not God's will for you to open this page.
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Word of Faith explanation:
You lack the faith to open this page. Your negative words
have prevented you from realizing this page's fulfillment.
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Charismatic explanation:
Thou art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
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Unitarian explanation:
All pages are equal, so if this page doesn't work for you,
feel free to experiment with other pages that might bring
you joy and fulfillment.
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Buddhist explanation:
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Episcopalian explanation:
Are you saying you have something against homosexuals?
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Christian Science explanation:
There really is no page.
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Atheist explanation:
The only reason you think this page exists is
because you needed to invent it.
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Church counselor's explanation:
And what did you feel when the page would not open?
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